Review: Fondled and Gobbled: Messier Than Ever by Amy Ruttan, Cristal Ryder, Piper Trace, Justin Whitfield

August 6, 2013 Review 9

Review: Fondled and Gobbled: Messier Than Ever by Amy Ruttan, Cristal Ryder, Piper Trace, Justin Whitfield

His plan was to find a mate to give him offspring, not to bear the children himself! Can a centuries-old city vampire and a honky-tonk country honey accept each other’s unusual sexual needs? The perfect dream lover is definitely too good to be true, especially when you’ve been drinking in an Irish pub. What’s a male erotic dancer actually thinking during that lap dance?

If you’re looking for the perfect romance with the perfect hero and heroine, this isn’t it! This is a series of spoofs, parodies, just-for-fun lighthearted take-offs. It’s for all us longtime, hard-core romance readers who can laugh at the clichés, purple prose and “suspend your disbelief” plot devices that haunt our beloved favorite genre.

An Exotika® erotica anthology from Ellora’s Cave

Title: Messier Than Ever
Author: Amy Ruttan, Cristal Ryder, Justin Whitfield, Piper Trace
Other books by this author that we've reviewed: Private Release , Wild Release, Four for the Show, Passion Cowboy Style
Series: Fondled and Gobbled
Other books in this series that we've reviewed: Fondled and Gobbled: Back for More, Fondled and Gobbled: One More Slurp
Published by Ellora's Cave
Source: Publisher
Published: July 31, 2013
Genres: Erotic Romance
Pages: 79
See the title at Goodreads
Purchase your copy: Amazon

Stars: five-stars

I just love the Fondled and Gobbled books. They allow for some much needed comic relief. The familiar old romance novel clichés are there, the snark is fresh, the situations are absurd and outlandish, and characters are over the top.

Amy Ruttan has treated readers to Alien Impregnito. Daxiron Sarthulet is on a quest to find compatible breedable females for his warriors. Their planet is dying along with their mighty and brave race. He is shocked to find himself in a delicate situation after a night of sexcapades with what he hoped to be the female they are desperately seeking.

Craving Her Crimson Neck by Piper Trace involves a very sexy worldly vampire and his very special Honey. Honey Hickhouse maybe country but she is far from naïve. She is willing to give her man exactly what he wants, as long as he is willing to grant her sexual wish.

Midnight Dream Lover is exactly that. Cristal Ryder has written an erotic dream so lust filled the heroine Chyna will never want to wake up. Chyna’s dream lover is complete with dreamy eyes, a deep rich brogue, and a wickedly talented tongue. Who wouldn’t want that dream lover?

All in the Mind is exactly that. Justin Whitfield has written the thoughts of a male erotic dancer. It’s a treat that will leave you wondering if the dancer forgot his ADD meds for the night.

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9 Responses to “Review: Fondled and Gobbled: Messier Than Ever by Amy Ruttan, Cristal Ryder, Piper Trace, Justin Whitfield”

  1. Bj Gaskill

    Sweet…I think we all should be “Fondled and Gobbled”!!!!
    Awesome Review…
    beejee77 at gmail dot com

  2. Cindy Barton

    I can’t remember the last time I was fondled or gobbled, at least enjoyed it, last time was is a teaching hospital having my son. I was “Fondled (not Gobbled)” by so many interns that I was a beaming red face my entire stay!

    cmucha319 at yahoo dot com

  3. Natasha

    Sounds like a really good series!!
    Thanks for the chance to win!
    natasha_donohoo_8 at hotmail dot com